It’s A Dildo! It’s A Pipe! No, It’s A Peter Piper Dildo Bowl!

“Certainly, one does not look “cool” while doing it, but it works—and, obviously, the more I used it, the more I liked it. As we spent the night together, Peter Piper won me over, living up to its own hype…”

“It’s the magical glass you’ll never want to pass!” agrees one enthusiastic reviewer after experimenting with the glass dildo that doubles as a weed bowl.

Some things are greater than the imagination, and the “Peter Piper Pecker Puffer” may be one of those things.

“Yes, We Did!” brags the packaging of the original concoction from Pipedream, a company that started out as a pipe and paraphernalia wholesaler, but has since turned to the sex toy market

The “Peter Piper” clearly represents the fusion of the two ventures, melding a standard glass pipe with an 8-inch clear glass dildo.

For those who like to combine cannabis and sex, the Pecker Puffer is a win-win.

In the quintessentially American tradition of the “two-in-one,” the hybrid weed pipe and sex toy is forged by the understanding that pleasure should be both maximum and efficient.

That’s the only recommendation on the box for how to use the glass dildo-pipe, but users suggest starting with the bowl end first, then moving onto the long glass dong.

The packaging for the Peter Piper Pecker Puffer, a pun that writes itself, embraces the quirky essence of the pipe-dildo, inviting consumers to “Smoke It, Then Poke It!”

It’s probably not a good idea to do things the other way around, especially if you’re passing the bowl to guests.

Or maybe that’s exactly what folks who whip out their pecker pipe are after. After all, cannabis is well known for its erotic potency.

Research also suggests that “the results of taking cannabis are considerably influenced by the individual’s expectations or by the social or cultural setting,” and the smokable dildo certainly does set the tone.

Some testimony from an avid user of the weed pipe-cum-dildo warns against the risks of sticking something made of glass inside you but ultimately comes up with a favorable review.

“Upon purchasing my “Original” Peter Piper Pecker Puffer glass dildo, my colleagues and loved ones expressed grave concern for my vagina. “Be careful,” was a frequent response.

“But—a little disappointingly—the smoke does not fill the entire eight-inch phallic extension like a chamber. So, as a dick, the Peter Piper is more legitimate than expected. This runs contrary to the prominent copy that reads, “Suck both ends!” on the back of the package that makes the Peter Piper appear to be a Spencer Gifts bargain bin find.

“The dildo is made of solid, sturdy glass, and it stays cool to the touch while smoking. Glass is a common material for sex toys, it turns out—especially in the realm of butt plugs and dildos.

“In contrast to the low expectations it set up for itself, the Peter Pecker’s quality is stunning, especially to a really stoned person.

“Which brings me to my next point: another aspect of the Peter Piper is that it got me really stoned.

“As it must fit snugly against a large dildo, the glass pipe is fairly large, deep, and not at all unpleasant to smoke out of.

“Certainly, one does not look “cool” while doing it, but it works—and, obviously, the more I used it, the more I liked it. As we spent the night together, Peter Piper won me over, living up to its own hype.”