9. Dank Weed Got You on Life Alert
“I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!”– most likely said by no stoner ever. Then again, a lot of old folks are puffing these days.
But regardless, if you’ve never had weed that at least figuratively knocks you on your ass, then you need to find yourself a new dealer.
This meme perfectly describes said feeling. Just don’t break a hip. Then again, you’d have more of an excuse to smoke weed when you’re on the mend.