Ridiculous Take-Out Orders
We’ve all been there, you are laying in bed, you just took your last puff to finish off the evening bowl, you’re relaxed and feeling good. Then the cravings hit you like a ton of bricks, and all you can think about is that bag of Doritos in the kitchen. But your heart sinks when you open the pantry door to find empty shelves. Since you’re feeling too comfortable to leave your house, you’re left with two options, place take-out orders for delivery or starve.
But of course, you’re not going to want just a salad or just a couple of slices of pizza. Instead you’re going to want a salad, and pizza, and cookies, and a smoothie, and Cheetos and a burrito.
Ok, ok maybe that’s a bit overboard, but we’ve all had our fair share of ridiculous food orders when we have the munchies.
Here are 5 real-life ridiculous munchies orders from our readers:
1. Jackson*, 28-years-old
“One time my girlfriend and I stayed up until like midnight smoking and the munchies hit us hard around 2am. The only place that would deliver was this little dumpy pizza place. We ordered three large pizzas, for the two of us.”
2. Stephanie* 26-years-old
“I wanted chips real bad but was too tired to run to the store. So I ordered Chinese food and asked the guy if he’d pick up a bag of BBQ chips. At first he said no, but when I told him I’d give him a good tip and a beer he said yes. I put the Chinese food in the fridge and devoured the chips!”
3. Alex*, 23-years-old
“I once ordered three days worth of Thai food because I knew I was going to smoke the next two days. Yea, I like to be prepared.”
4. Karli*, 28-years-old
“When I was really stoned I ordered a side salad from a Chinese place, just one side salad. The delivery guy was so confused, he was like, ‘You know you didn’t order any Chinese food from a Chinese place, right?'”
5. Jase*, 30-years-old
“When I get high I get super thirsty too. Once time I seriously ordered six two-liter bottles of Dr. Pepper from a pizza place all for myself. The guy was all, ‘Looks like you’re having a party.’ I just nodded and didn’t say anything, but in my head I’m thinking, ‘Nope dude, I’m just really thirsty.'”
*The names have been changed to protect identities.