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Here Are The Best Weed Strains To Go With Your Classic Cocktail
For best effect, drink only one mixed cocktail per hour, and light up your cannabis after you’ve had 2 drinks (and thus 2 hours to digest).
Margarita
We meet again, El Diablo. Tequila forces the tame into childhood and forges the strong anew in the fires of rage. Tequila rips through the tendrils of conscience to find the cruel, laughing beast that is your unrepressed humanity.
Yet. And still.
Tequila goes well with frozen, blended fruit and a splash of lime. In other words, tequila is one unpredictable motherfucker you should not allow in your cupboard.
Where Margaritas are concerned, the best bet is to avoid smoking. I’m for real, that shit will fuck you up, get you Whiteboy Wasted, whatever you wanna call it, but the rule of thumb is you shouldn’t be fucking around with good weed and Tequila. Nah fam. You wanna enjoy Margaritas and the buzz of marijuana? Find you the cheapest, burlap sack of bric-a-brac Tijuana sawdust you can roll into a Swisher Sweet and have that on hand for the morning. When the Margaritas wear off, you can make more sound decisions.
Jack & Ginger
The nightcap. The tall glass of sorrows at the ruined soul’s altar. The precursor to a fine cellblock honeymoon. First-name-basis cocktails command proper respect. Jack, Jim, José and Jameson need to be paired with similarly notorious partners-in-crying. For Jack and Ginger Ale, the perfect smooth smoke is Blue Dream. The calming effects of the hybrid strain will ease any of the digestive storms of whiskey and guarantee a numbing night of sleep to round the edges of the violent hangover that often befriends cheap whiskey.
Final Hit: Best Weed Strains To Go With Your Classic Cocktail
My doctor has advised me that drinking and smoking could shave years off of an otherwise healthy life. With that news, I’ve changed doctors. So I could write this list. And serve the better ambitions of my fellow citizens. Now, drink, smoke and pass out to your heart’s content.
